Thursday, April 03, 2008

What to wear, what to wear...

You know what goes with every single outfit?

A Glock 19.

Well, unless you're into western wear.

Then you buy a six shooter.

Don't ask why I was thinking this, I just was. It happens. Speaking of outfits, I wrote a letter to MW Cleaners about them constantly fucking up my dry cleaning. I'm waiting to hear back about it and how they're going to provide me with free dry cleaning for the rest of their corporate existance. If that doesn't happen, I'm going to drink a ton of milk, eat a bunch of veggies until I grow big and strong and crush them out of existance.

I'm just daft enough to do it, too.

[ =Lucky= ] | 10:05 AM |

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